MY i.m. EXCHANGE WITH REP. MARK FOLEY

What follows is an instant message discussion I had over the internet with an individual claiming to be Rep. Mark Foley of Florida. As the text will clearly demonstrate, this person was obviously an imposter. BDS


Maf54 (7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doing

Shu22 (7:38:01 PM) Good, I guess. I certainly don't FEEL young. I'm a little sore. I was playing racquetball today.

Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): you need a massage

Shu22: (7:41:03 PM) Actually, that might be just the thing.

Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny

Shu22: (7:48:16PM) Umm... not really. But one time I did have a sort of embarrassing moment at the masseuse. Luckily I didn't have to turn over right away!

Maf54 (7:55:02 PM): completely naked?

Shu22: (7:55:32 PM) I was wearing a towel.

Maf54 (7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air

Shu22: (7:58:09 PM) No, I was pretty much flat on my stomach the whole time. So anyway, what's Florida like this time of year?

Maf54 (8:00:53 PM): i like steamroom

Shu22: (8:01:11 PM) Yeah, I suppose it is pretty hot down there.

Maf54 (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock

Shu22 (8:04:24 PM) When my what "reaches rock?" I'm not really following you. I must say, for a Congressman you seem to have, at best, a tenuous grasp on the English language. Are all members of the House of Representatives so loose with their grammar?

Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me

Shu22: (8:09:14 PM) Measure what? The distance it would take me to "reach rock?"

Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out

Shu22 (8:10:54 PM): Take WHAT out, the rock? I'm telling you I don't have any rocks with me. You're making no sense at all. I thought we were going to discuss healthcare reform.

Maf54 (8:11:06 PM): ok

Shu22 (8:14:02 PM): Fine. So, would you say the Republican-led Congress has made any progress on reforming a healthcare system that 72 percent of Americans say is broken?

Maf54 (8:14:37 PM): i like steamroom

Shu22: (8:22:17 PM) You know what? I don't think you're Rep. Mark Foley (R-FL) at all. I think you're just some weird Internet pervert. This discussion is over!

Maf54 (8:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny