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Thursday, August 31, 2006

MR. SHUEY'S NOVEL "HEADLINE" MENTAL HEALTH TEST

(7.9.06)

So here's a little game I've invented. There are 20 headlines below. Some are real, some I've made-up. Think you know which are which? I'll bet you don't! (Note: this is not a "trick" in which they're ALL made-up. Honest. I wouldn't pull something like that. That's something a dick does.)Feel free to send me your guesses. The "winner" will get a prize to be determined later.

1) Aspirin kills/saves lives

2) 5 G.I.s Charged in Iraq rape-slay

3) Which Hot Styles Best Fit Her Face?

4) Fresh Israeli strikes target Gaza

5) New "Poison" to cure cancer?

6) Cruise to court Catholics?

7) Getting the Most Out Of Doggie playtime

8) Zarqawi comic book stash

9) Mexico Vote Flap to postpone Bullfights

10) Security Plan Staggers on

11) "Orphan Train" in Bangladesh catches fire; 22 Dead

12) Babies at 70? New Trend?

13) Next World Cup in Africa?

14) Study: Women Sweat More Than Men

15) Boy loses Fingers to Alligator; Will Keep as Pet

16) French P.M.: Head-butts "tres mauvais"

17) Toothpaste "ban" in Russian Province

18) Love All As Wimbledon Denies David Hasselhoff Row

19) Mexico Genocide Charges dropped

20) Rocket Size of Football Pitch New N. Korean threat?

Good luck!

Mr. Shuey

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