(From March 9, 2008)
This is happening more and more lately.
Are people honestly taking those, "Life Takes Visa" commercials to heart?
Maybe it's just the economy.
Either way, I want my fucking time back.
My time is, "PRICELESS."
(Where's my MASTERCARD commercial?)
Perhaps the U.S. Treasury should start doing commercials for CASH.
Here's one: "Cash. The people behind you in line will hate you less."
Or this: "Cash. So your wife's lawyer won't know what seedy hotel your banging your secretary in."
Just a thought.